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Best Duck Jokes They are Quacking Funny.... (and Cheesey)

Best Duck Jokes They are Quacking Funny.... (and Cheesey)

Sometimes smallholding life is hard, and if you don't laugh you'll cry - Dive into our collection of funny/unfunny duck jokes that are sure to quack you up. These puns offer a light-hearted glimpse into the world of ducks, so are you ready for a quacking good time? Please submit your best Duck Joke in the comments, sometimes here we need a laugh!

What time does a duck wake up?

  • At the quack of dawn!

What do you call a crate of ducks?

  • A box of quackers!

Why do ducks always carry a notebook?

  • Because they like to quack jokes!

Why did the duck get a detention?

  • Because he wouldn’t stop quacking during the test!

What do ducks get after they eat?

  • A bill!

Why don't ducks ever get lost?

  • Because they always quack the map!

Why did the duck refuse to invest in the stock market?

  • Because it was afraid of going quackers over the stocks!

What did the duck say when he bought a lipstick?

  • "Put it on my bill!"

What do you call a duck that loves making jokes?

  • A wisequacker!

Why was the duck a great comedian?

  • Because he always quacked up the audience!

What do you call a duck that's good at fixing things?

  • A ducktape!

I hope these bring a smile to your face or perhaps some chuckles to your social media followers! Remember, laughter is a key part of life on the smallholding, especially on those challenging days. So, don't forget to share your favourite duck joke in the comments below – let's spread some joy and laughter together!

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