Sometimes smallholding life is hard, and if you don't laugh you'll cry - Dive into our collection of funny/unfunny duck jokes that are sure to quack you up. These puns offer a light-hearted glimpse into the world of ducks, so are you ready for a quacking good time? Please submit your best Duck Joke in the comments, sometimes here we need a laugh!
What time does a duck wake up?
- At the quack of dawn!
What do you call a crate of ducks?
- A box of quackers!
Why do ducks always carry a notebook?
- Because they like to quack jokes!
Why did the duck get a detention?
- Because he wouldn’t stop quacking during the test!
What do ducks get after they eat?
- A bill!
Why don't ducks ever get lost?
- Because they always quack the map!
Why did the duck refuse to invest in the stock market?
- Because it was afraid of going quackers over the stocks!
What did the duck say when he bought a lipstick?
- "Put it on my bill!"
What do you call a duck that loves making jokes?
- A wisequacker!
Why was the duck a great comedian?
- Because he always quacked up the audience!
What do you call a duck that's good at fixing things?
- A ducktape!
I hope these bring a smile to your face or perhaps some chuckles to your social media followers! Remember, laughter is a key part of life on the smallholding, especially on those challenging days. So, don't forget to share your favourite duck joke in the comments below – let's spread some joy and laughter together!
